Every morning drink I tried before going back to coffee
A reverse review of matcha, pour-overs, moka pots, and one espresso machine that refuses to fully die. I ended up back at coffee, with a rotation instead of an answer.
The honest pitch: Most clean-living content will sell you toward something, matcha for the antioxidants, mushroom coffee for the adaptogens, warm lemon water for the “gut reset.” This post does the opposite. I tried most of it. I went back to coffee. This is the route I took to get there, what each thing actually cost, and what the rotation looks like now.
If you’ve been quietly suspecting that your matcha latte phase isn’t sustainable, this is permission.
What I was trying to figure out
Two questions, mostly:
- Was there a morning drink I’d actually like more than coffee, that I just hadn’t tried yet?
- Was there a way to make coffee at home that didn’t involve a $30/month pod subscription, paper filters in the trash every morning, or aluminum leaching into the water?
Both questions had real answers. They just weren’t the answers I expected.
Everything I tried
The cheap espresso machine (still here, still finicky)
I’ve been through two machines in the under-$200 range. The first one broke and was replaced under warranty. The second one broke as well, at which point I bought parts and repaired the internal piping rather than replace it again.
It works. Sort of. Some mornings it is genuinely great. Other mornings it struggles, and the specific way it struggles is worth knowing if you are shopping this category: it cannot pull espresso and steam milk back to back without overheating. One or the other is fine. Both in a row, and it needs a recovery period.
That is not a defect in my particular unit. It is the category. Cheap machines run a single heating element that has to swing between brew temperature and steam temperature, and the swing takes time. Machines that handle both at once have two boilers or a heat exchanger, and that gap is most of what you are paying for when the price jumps.
In practice, one cup on a normal morning is fine. Making drinks for guests is not something I attempt anymore.
There is also the maintenance question, which is real. Descaling, backflushing, cleaning the steam wand. I have not been rigorous about it, and I suspect that is part of why I have now had two of these. The pour-over and the moka pot are rinse-and-go by comparison. They are tools, not appliances.
Verdict: Still on the counter, still occasionally excellent. I am not going to tell you to buy one, and I am not going to pretend I got rid of mine.
Chemex
The Chemex is beautiful. It makes a clean, almost tea-like cup of coffee. For about six months it was the daily method.
Two issues moved it out of daily rotation: the proprietary filters are expensive (about $0.15 per cup, which adds up), and they’re a paper product I was throwing out every morning. The “clean” coffee came with a small recurring cost and a daily handful of trash.
Verdict: Still in the cupboard. The filters annoyed me enough to stop using it daily, not enough to stop using it. It comes out on slow mornings, when the process is part of the point.
Pour-over with a stainless steel funnel
This is the upgrade I made after the Chemex. Same pour-over method, same coffee, but with a reusable stainless funnel filter instead of paper. Nothing to buy again, nothing to throw out.
Mine came as a three-piece set: a glass jar, the funnel, and a piece on top that held the funnel in place. That top piece broke. I’ve been using the jar and the funnel without it ever since and haven’t missed it, which tells you roughly how necessary it was.
Worth knowing before you buy one. The funnel on its own runs about $10, and it sits on a mason jar or directly on a mug just as well as it sat in the set. The jar is genuinely nice for making a bigger batch and pouring through the morning, but you almost certainly already own something that works.
The cup is slightly different from the Chemex, more body, a little more sediment, less of that very clean flavor. I liked it more, honestly. The Chemex made coffee taste like an idea. The stainless funnel made coffee taste like coffee.
Verdict: This is the one I reach for most at the moment. About $10 if you skip the set.
Moka pot: but only the stainless steel version
The classic Italian moka pot is a beautiful piece of design and makes excellent strong coffee. The catch most people miss: the standard Bialetti is aluminum, including the part that touches the boiling water for several minutes every morning. The aluminum-into-coffee question is genuinely contested in the research, but I didn’t want to think about it before 8am.
Stainless steel moka pots exist, but you have to specifically search for them, they’re rarer and slightly more expensive. Mine was about $45.
Verdict: There was a long stretch where this was the daily method, and it earned it. Strong, espresso-adjacent, no paper waste, no aluminum, lasts forever. Lately I reach for the stainless funnel more often, which seems to move with the season rather than for any principled reason.
Matcha latte
I do still drink matcha. Not daily, maybe once a week, usually in the afternoon when I want something warm but don’t want a second coffee.
A few things to know if you’re going to do matcha at home:
- Ceremonial-grade matcha actually matters. Culinary grade is gritty and bitter. The price difference (roughly $25 vs $15 for a small tin) is real but not huge.
- A bamboo whisk works better than a milk frother for breaking up the powder.
- It does not replace coffee for energy purposes, regardless of what the matcha-girl content says. Different caffeine, different feel, different role.
Verdict: Stays in rotation as an occasional drink, not a daily one. Anyone telling you matcha “replaces” coffee is selling you matcha.
Earl Grey tea
Tried it as a daily drink for about a month. I love Earl Grey conceptually. In practice, it didn’t carry me through a morning the way coffee does, and I kept needing a second cup, which defeated the simplification.
Verdict: Stays in the cabinet for afternoons. Not a morning drink for me.
Things I didn’t try and won’t
A short list, in the spirit of being clear about what this brand isn’t going to recommend:
- Mushroom coffee. The reishi-and-lion’s-mane category is mostly marketing. If you want mushrooms, eat mushrooms.
- Bulletproof / butter coffee. Tried the math on this one and decided I’d rather just eat breakfast.
- Warm lemon water “to flush toxins.” Lemon water is fine. The “flush toxins” part is not a thing your liver needs help with.
- Adaptogen blends sold by wellness influencers. Most of these are an MLM in a chic bag.
What the rotation actually looks like
I’d like to tell you I landed on one method. I didn’t, and I’ve stopped expecting to.
Most mornings it’s strong coffee with a splash of whole milk, frothed if there’s time and cold from the carton if there isn’t. How the coffee gets made depends on the week. Right now it’s usually the stainless funnel. For a long stretch it was the moka pot. The espresso machine gets a turn when it’s cooperating. The Chemex comes out on slow mornings. Some days I use nothing but the frother, on milk, and skip the ceremony entirely.
The gear, such as it is:
- Stainless pour-over funnel (about $10 on its own). The current default, sitting on a glass jar whose original lid piece broke a while back.
- Stainless steel moka pot. The previous default, still in regular use.
- Chemex. Occasional, mostly on unhurried mornings.
- The espresso machine. When it feels like it.
- A rechargeable handheld frother (about $10), which probably gets used more than anything else on this list. There’s also the wand on the espresso machine, which I use when the machine is already on and behaving.
- Whole milk in a glass bottle when my grocery store stocks it, regular carton when it doesn’t. (More on the alt-milk question, and why I’m back on dairy after years of oat milk, in a future post.)
- Whatever good coffee is on sale: I’m not loyal to a brand. I look for whole bean, recent roast date, and “single origin” if I’m feeling fancy.
What changed isn’t that I found the right setup. It’s that everything in the rotation is cheap to run, easy to clean, and already paid for. No subscription, no pods, no proprietary anything. About $30/month in coffee and milk, replacing what used to be roughly $80-120/month between cafe runs and various half-working home setups.
Which one I reach for on a given Tuesday is not a problem that needs solving.
The honest part
This whole post is structurally a list of things I tried and then mostly kept. It doesn’t resolve, and a few years ago I’d have edited it until it did.
The thing wellness content gets wrong is implying the journey ends at something more virtuous than coffee. For some people it does, there are folks for whom matcha or herbal tea or warm water genuinely lands better, and that’s real. For most of us it ends at coffee, made a bit better, with a cupboard full of methods and no strong feelings about which one wins.
Going back to coffee isn’t a regression. Neither is owning four ways to make it.
The cost, honestly
Cafe coffee, 5 days a week: ~$25/week, $1,300/year Pod machine + pods: ~$30/month, $360/year, plus the machine, plus the pods in the landfill Cheap espresso machine: ~$200, plus one warranty replacement and one repair I did myself with new piping parts. Cheap on paper, assuming you’re willing to fix it Chemex with paper filters: ~$50 for the carafe, ~$10/month in filters, $170/year Stainless moka pot or pour-over + good beans: ~$30/month in coffee, $360/year, gear lasts a decade
The stainless setup looks the same as the pod machine on monthly cost, but the gear actually lasts. Year three onward, you’re just buying coffee.
Where to start
If you want to simplify your morning drink situation:
- Spend a week paying attention to what you actually drink and what it actually costs. Not what you think you drink, what you actually do.
- Pick one piece of gear to upgrade. If you’re on a pod machine, try a stainless funnel for about $10 on a mug you already own and see if you like the cup more. If you’re on a cheap espresso machine that’s dying, try a stainless moka pot.
- Don’t try to convert your drink. If you love coffee, simplify the way you make coffee. Don’t force yourself into matcha because the internet thinks you should.
- Give it three weeks. Morning routines are sticky for a reason, give yourself enough time to actually settle in before deciding.
That’s the simpurely approach. Smaller decisions, made once, that compound into a calmer morning.
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